bash the "ex"

i can't keep secret anymore. i will leave them anonymous, but can't keep them in any longer.

here is a list of the stupid shit one or more of my "exes" has pulled on me:

1. broke up with me to be with my best friend

2. set playground equipment on fire, ending in a 5,000dollar fine

3. gave me lingerie that his ex had worn, and it was 5 sizes too big

4. stole a debit card and used it to get gas, on pay day

5. spent money on flowers when we didn't have enough for rent

6. spent all extra money on dope

7. smoked dope everyday, whether we could afford it or not

8. spent his pay check on crap for dope before paying any bills

9. racked up my credit cards

10. hugged my mom's butt

11. made me feel like crap at my cousin's wedding

12. tried to tell me how to raise my daughter

13. relies on prescription medications to make it though life

14. made me be the guy in bed

15. accused me of cheating

16. told me that he thinks i'm legally crazy and should be checked out/locked up

17. slacked on housework terribly, made me feel like betty homemaker

18. thought they could own me

19. accused me of ignoring my child

20. were too obsessed with computer/video games to realize i was sitting right there talking to them